See, that wasn't so hard was it? Ads for products and services that don't fundamentally hinder functionality? Putting them up at the top around the message centre without compromising the visual flow we're all used to makes it so that we see them, but they're not screaming at us in that loud, obnoxious, whiny voice. (Yeah, you know. THAT voice.)
So thumbs-up to the Creative Staff for coming up with a way to advertise without giving me an aneurism.
Finals are next week. My last one is on Wednesday.
Stay classy folks.
-DC
P.S.:
Dear DeviantART:
Bring back the old O_o emote. The one you currently have listed under "weirdface". That emote was fine the way it was. What REALLY needed an emote change was

, but that's neither here nor thare.
Good luck with yours too.