All I heard for the past week from Cowboys fans was how Dallas was going to the Super Bowl, and how the Cowboys were the best team in the NFC. But really, they aren't. I don't know how they figured beating up a beat-up Eagles team without Brian Westbrook at home was somehow proof that the Cowboys were the best in the NFC, but they did. So now they have stopped. Their team got hammered by Minnesota and they will go back to being unable to win postseason games for at least the next 13 years. So yeah, get your confetti and streamers out for January 2023, Cowboys fans. Make those reservations now before they're sold out.
But hey, what did you expect? I mean, Shawn Suisham is your kicker! The same Shawn Suisham that was too un-clutch to survive in Washington. You should have known the guy chokes in big-game situations, since, you know, he was your kicker before you got Nick Folk (who choked too much even for you guys. Before that? Mike Vanderjagt. There must be something in the water down there in Dallas; something that turns reputable kickers into weak-kneed sissies when it comes to making 23-yard kicks.)
HTTR, baby! HTTR!