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Obligatory Cowboys Bashing Journal

Journal Entry: Mon Jan 18, 2010, 4:42 PM


All I heard for the past week from Cowboys fans was how Dallas was going to the Super Bowl, and how the Cowboys were the best team in the NFC. But really, they aren't. I don't know how they figured beating up a beat-up Eagles team without Brian Westbrook at home was somehow proof that the Cowboys were the best in the NFC, but they did. So now they have stopped. Their team got hammered by Minnesota and they will go back to being unable to win postseason games for at least the next 13 years. So yeah, get your confetti and streamers out for January 2023, Cowboys fans. Make those reservations now before they're sold out.

But hey, what did you expect? I mean, Shawn Suisham is your kicker! The same Shawn Suisham that was too un-clutch to survive in Washington. You should have known the guy chokes in big-game situations, since, you know, he was your kicker before you got Nick Folk (who choked too much even for you guys. Before that? Mike Vanderjagt. There must be something in the water down there in Dallas; something that turns reputable kickers into weak-kneed sissies when it comes to making 23-yard kicks.)

HTTR, baby! HTTR!
-DC

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:iconazrael-adonis:
It's all the suck in the water, too much suck = shitty footwork.
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:icongh-mongo:
`GH-MoNGo Jan 20, 2010  Professional
:nod:
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:iconwarthogdemon:
HTTR? :slow:
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:icongh-mongo:
`GH-MoNGo Jan 20, 2010  Professional
Hail to the Redskins
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:iconwarthogdemon:
Oh. Well that shows you how much I know about football. :slow:
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:iconmarx-the-heartless:
Hah, best team in the NFC my ass.

I'm not surprised by it really, and the Colts-Saints outcome coming true wouldn't shock me, either.
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:icongh-mongo:
`GH-MoNGo Jan 19, 2010  Professional
That would be my dream matchup. Drew Brees vs. Peyton Manning.
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:iconmarx-the-heartless:
Best Super Bowl ever.

Although the New Yorker in me kinda wants a Jets/Saints matchup.

It'll probably never happen, but hey, what if?
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~Agent-6 Jan 19, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
As someone who originally came from the DC area I still bring with me a distinct hatred of the Dallas Cowboys. I'm a bears fan now that I've lived in Chicago for 17 years, and now that I live in the Seattle area I don't have any affinity for the Sea Hawks. But even as a Bears fan, I watch with glee every time Green Bay beats Dallas.

I like to watch Dallas Loose - Period.
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:icongh-mongo:
`GH-MoNGo Jan 19, 2010  Professional
It creates so much drama and the air fills with the sound of a million Cowboys fans whining.

Music to my ears.
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