"Contusion of the Greater Trochanter".
Also known by sports buffs as a "hip pointer".
Basically what happened was I was running to catch a bus (like an idiot) in the dark, stumbled on a concrete tire-stop and landed on the side of my hip. It's actually a part of the femur - the bony knob on the side where there isn't any soft tissue covering it.
So I have a bruised bone - a very painful one. I can't really put much weight on my leg without it going numb and feeling like it'll give in on me, so I have to walk around with a cane like an old hobbled man for the next four weeks or so.
At least it's not my drawing hand.
Also the greater DC area was generally spared from the snow-pocalypse. I do hope my friends north of me are getting by alright.
Stay classy, folks.